Beyond the Fence Line: heat and horsepower turn out for SPCA Auckland Hot Rod Day

28 September, 2015

 

It’s always wonderful when a plan comes together, and with blazing sunshine emerging from what had been a gloomy lead-up, last weekend’s SPCA Auckland Hot Rod Day — held on September 27 — was the fantastic event many had hoped it would be. A plethora of exceptional V8s and hot rods turned out for the meeting, all of them parked around the SPCA Auckland premises for what was a memorable event.

Run annually by the Renegade Rod and Custom Club, it was no surprise that 2015’s edition produced a fantastic assortment of cars, with plenty of familiar faces and cars among the crowd — one of which was Richard Tuthill’s ’86 Calais VL Commodore. NZV8 were lucky enough to feature Tuthill’s Calais a few years ago in Issue No. 24.

But while in many respects it looks like nothing’s changed — it still sits on Simmons FR19s and it still houses a ubiquitously ’80s tan-leather interior — things are different under the bonnet. The supercharged 304ci VL block has gone, with a turbocharged LS1 now rumbling in its place. Parked next to this black Monaro GTS at the front gate, with its heart in full view, attendees couldn’t miss it.

Another of the heavy hitters to attend the event was Trevor Smith’s illustrious ’70 Chev Nova, featured in Issue No. 109. First imported to New Zealand all the way back in 1998, Trevor eventually purchased it off a friend in 2007. After first being built up to tackle the quarter-mile, Trevor converted the car into a family cruiser. This involved removing the roll cage, adding a couple of bucket seats from a Chevelle, installing a comprehensive Sony sound system, and giving many of its elements — including its 461ci big block engine — a once over. But don’t be fooled, it’s still a beastly thing in a straight line — as the ‘Bad Attitude’ decals and big tunnel ram not so subtly give away.

One of the weirder cars present was this black Chevrolet SSR (Super Sport Roadster). As far as ideas go, the SSR is the kind of thing you’d be more likely to find scrawled with crayolas on the inside cover of a 10-year-old’s maths book than on an actual showroom floor. But I love it. Only someone acting completely based upon their own confidence and imagination would push for the production of a convertible ute sports car. Unsurprisingly, the SSR was a sales flop, with many consumers unable to really see the point — but there’s something about any car that’s made without any care for ‘what the market wants’ that has to be cheered for. Early iterations of the SSR utilized a Vortec 5.3-litre V8, but this 2006 example sports an LS2. It’s stupid, ridiculous, and I want one.

Another car that turned heads, despite appearing to be a little out of place, was this Volkswagen Beetle pickup truck. Regular readers of NZV8 might recognize the humble little bug, as we featured its location of residence back in Issue No. 119 when we accepted an invite into Brian and Sandra Strickland’s epic shed. Originally sporting a flat-deck rear tray, this Beetle now features a stepside-style example — complete with hand-formed running boards and front guards that have been widened by 30mm. The modification is seamless, making this truck look like something that’s rolled straight off the Volkswagen production line.

As you’d expect on such a beautiful day, the people turned out in their droves. But what I found particularly great were the number of people who completed their trip to the SPCA show by checking out all of the animals up for adoption. As the day progressed, a steady flow of families left the cars, the food stalls, and the charity auctions to check out the dogs and cats living behind the windows. Amid the pixelated videos on the internet of people laying down burnouts on public roads and causing controversy, it’s great to see the car scene giving back to the community. We can’t wait until the next one!

Motorman: Blame it on Rio!

Following the third polite advisory, I figured there had to be a fair degree of substance to the warning. “If this is your first visit to Rio de Janeiro, please be careful,” came the personal hushed dialogue from the pleasant hostesses on a far from crowded Varig flight from Los Angeles to the famous Brazilian seaside city.
The previous evening I had flown into LA from Auckland en route to the 1985 international launch of the Fiat Uno Turbo. I was prepared for another long haul of just under 12 hours across Mexico, central America, Colombia, and central Brazil to that nation’s third largest city. Surprisingly the 10,500km run from Los Angeles to Rio is actually longer than the 8800km LA-London air route.
With the journey including a brief stopover in Honolulu I expected to travel just under 44,000km for the return journey to sample what was to be a low-volume version of a popular Italian car that would sell in even lower numbers in New Zealand. I like to think this shows nothing more than my deep commitment to my craft. In fact, even though I became lost on the homeward journey my total air miles would be little different.

Pinnacle Porsche

We were stopped at the side of the road, setting up the next photograph, when a faded Toyota slowed alongside and stopped. The window was already down to give the driver a good look.
“That’s my dream car,” he said, speaking for more than a few of us.
He drank in the gleaming red paint, shining in the sun, and the car’s purposeful swoops and curves. He exhaled half a lungful of cigarette smoke, gave a hang 10–style thumbs up and drove off.
On the side of the road, against a clear blue background, the Porsche stood out in all its stark red glory. It’s the classic 911 shape on steroids. It has the fat, even pouty, front lip of the G series 911s, added to comply with 5mph bumper restrictions in the US. It also has the oversized haunches to accommodate the wider rear wheels and tyres – a first for Porsche, which also confirmed its supercar credentials – and, most noticeably of all, that enormous whale-tail spoiler. They made it look as if Porsche had abandoned its restraint.